Ceci est ma Vie

Advaniism
You have two cows. You dont milk them. You worship them.

Chandrababuism
You have two cows in Vijayawada. You hook them to internet and milk them from Hyderabad.

Jayalalithaism
You have two cows. You teach them to cry, "Ammaaaaaaa..." and fall at your feet.

Karunanidhiism
You have two cows. You give one to your son and the other to your nephew.

Gandhism
You have two cows. But you drink goat's milk.

Indiraism
You have two bulls. You adamantly consider them as cows.

Lalooism
You have two cows. You buy Rs. 900 Crore worth of cattlefeed for them.

Rajnikantism
You have two cows. You throw them into air and catch their milk in your mouth.


Rajivism
You have two cows. You paint them both to get colourful milk.


Thakreyism
You have two cows. You feed them only saffron flowers.

Vajpayeeism
You have two cows. You distribute the milk among your partners and eat cattlefeed.

Veerappanism
You have two cows. You take over a reserved forest to feed them.

Azharism
You have only one cow. You take money from bookies to maintain it.

Bushism
You have as many cows as you like. You preach to others not to have any.

Clintonism
You have two cows. But you milk your neighbours' cows.

Musharrafism
Nawaz Sharif has two cows. Take them over.

Osamaism
You have two cows. You convert them into biological weapons.

Talibanism
You have two cows. You put them in purdah.

UNism
You have two cows. You dont milk them; you only lecture to them.